SEC Shorts

SEC Shorts is an online comedy series focusing on the crazy world of college football in the south. * not affiliated with the SEC

Teams Get Their 2023 Season Report Cards

The 2023 season is finally over and that means it's time for all the SEC teams to get their grades on how they did. How will your team do??

SEC Forced to Go to a Watch Party

For the first time in ten years, the SEC was not playing in the national title game. Instead, he is forced to attend a Championship Game watch party.

The Big 10 beats the SEC

Bob and Steve from the Big Ten Show are back to gloat as their conference demonstrates that it is clearly better than the SEC in all facets of the game.

Florida State Gets Hosed

The Playoff Committee made the bold choice of leaving out an undefeated ACC champion Florida State from the Playoffs. This is how it went down.

Alabama Gets Their Miracle

4th and goal from the 31 is the prime moment to call the Heaven Hotline Miracles Department.

Auburn Loses to New Mexico State

It was a low point for the Auburn football program on Saturday following an embarrassing loss to the 28 point underdog New Mexico State Aggies. Auburn fans have learned the best way to cope with this type of disappointed; and that is to see their doctor and get a new prescription for AuburnFansatol Extra Strength.

Jimbo gets fired

It ended the only way it could, Texas A&M has fired it's head coach of six years, Jimbo Fisher. A&M quickly takes the record for paying the highest coaching buyout in the history of college football. But think back to a time in December 2017 when all Aggies had hope for the Jimbo future. These unlucky Aggie fans get a quick dose of reality from a local Balltar Fortune Telling Machine.

three men and a woman in hard hats looking at a construction plan

Teams confront their rebuild contractor

After a few rough seasons, several SEC teams are currently undergoing extensive rebuilds of their teams. But as the 2023 seasons continues, it's becoming apparent that these rebuilds are not going according to plan. The teams decide enough is enough and head to the job site to confront their rebuild contractor.

Woman in glasses handing out the letter L

Teams Return to Claim their L

It's as important a part of the game day experience as the tunnel run out and the marching band show; that's right, it's teams filing their loss paperwork so they can claim their official "L" after a game.

A guy holding bowl of candy dressed as a cowboy

SEC teams do trick or treat

Halloween is just around the corner and there's no better house to stop by than an SEC team's house. You really never know what you're going to get!

Two guys in varsity jackets and a girl in hoodie

How Michigan Cheats

As more and more details come out, it's becoming very clear how Michigan had a very elaborate process to steal other team's signals during the season. Lucky for all of us, this process was incredibly visible and out in the open.

Man in Alabama shirt with duct tape around his mouth

How does Alabama keep getting away with it?

The 2023 Alabama Crimson Tide has roared back to take control of the SEC West. But after a very ugly first half against Tennessee, the teams remaining on Alabama's schedule decide to get some answers from him.

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The Only Way to Raise a Future Carolina Gamecock

It ain't easy to raise a child to cheer for your team, but when it comes to South Carolina fans, it's even harder this season after some tough losses. One soon-to-be Gamecock dad has decided to decorate his baby nursery with some very unique South Carolina items.

SEC Learns He's Having a Down Year

It's been a tough season for the historically excellent Southeastern Conference. The usual power houses are showing signs of trouble, and lots of middle of the road teams are struggling to find ways to win games. The SEC goes in to get his annual physical and the doctors discover the troubling diagnosis; the SEC is having a down year.

Three guys playing instruments, one guy injured laying down

Texas A&M can't ditch his Playoff Minstrels

Texas A&M set forth into the 2023 season armed with a merry band of Playoff Minstrels to raise his spirits along the way. After a tough loss to Alabama that really hurts his chances of winning the division, his minstrels plan to cheer him up the only way they know how; with song.

Two men and a woman gathered around game show booth

SEC West teams battle it out on game show

With Ole Miss pulling the upset against LSU, Texas A&M dominating Auburn and Arkansas, and Alabama coming back from the dead, it's anyone's race. But since these teams haven't been able to separate themselves on the field, we're doing it the old-fashioned way; they have to compete on a game show.

Mizzou shoots his shot with the Playoff

We're down to just three undefeated SEC teams this year, and Missouri just so happens to be one of them. Why wait and see how the season unfolds when you can just crash the Playoff and shoot your shot? Mizzou does just that.

Alabama and Tennessee are forced to take offensive tutoring

It was a rough weekend for the Vols and Tide as they both struggled mightily on offense, so they both are sent to offensive tutoring classes in hopes that they can get things turned around.

Teams think their seasons are definitely dead

Several teams show up to the house of Death to offer themselves up to the grim reaper who eventually comes for us all.

Teams dramatically overreact to their week 1 games

It's Week 1 of the college football season which means the annual tradition of teams overestimating their season outlook based on one game is upon us.

WHAT IF SEC SHORTS WAS AROUND IN 2007?

The 2007 college football season was one of the most upset heavy, exciting seasons in the last 50 years. The only thing missing was SEC Shorts.

East and West Divisions Learned They're Fired

It's going to be a massive change for SEC fans to get used to. After 33 years, the conference is finally getting rid of the East/West division system.

SEC teams get their final 2022 season report cards

It's that time of the year. SEC teams sit down to see how their teacher grades out their 2022 season.

Georgia and TCU go through Playoff exit interview

Now that the National Champion has been crowned, it's time to get some thoughts on how it went down.

Georgia has Hope again

Georgia is on its way to the national championship, and they are bringing along an old friend.

Alabama tries to sneak on board the Playoffs

It was a week of waiting and watching for the Alabama Crimson Tide. Despite having two losses on their resume, many felt the Tide deserved to squeak into that final 4th Playoff spot.

Injured clemson team hiding from the playoff

Clemson holds the playoff hostage

After being upset by an underdog South Carolina team, Clemson is all but guaranteed to miss the playoffs for the second year in a row. That's when they decide to take matters into their own hands.

Injured Tennessee sitting at a conference table

Tennessee avoids updating the Playoff resume

After a complete and total thrashing at the hands of the South Carolina Gamecocks, the Tennessee Volunteers saw their magical season and Playoff chances go up in smoke.

Teams try and pull division winner sword from stone

We're getting near the end of the season, and it's time to decide who is worthy of winning the East and West division of the SEC.

Alabama stands with virtual reality glasses next to the playoff holding a trophy

Alabama gets to "win" the playoff for a day

The football community comes together to give Alabama a pretend Playoff experience where for one day, they get to "win" the championship.

SEC does wellness checks for teams that lost

Losing in the SEC is tough. That's why the conference has started doing wellness checks for teams that end up on the losing side of things.

Auburn forced to attend coach hiring practice

After a turbulent two seasons under Bryan Harsin, Auburn finally parted ways with the outsider head coach. Now that they are back in the market, some feel it's best that Auburn attend a coach hiring practice session to see if they can make up for past mistakes.

It's getting harder to scare Tennessee fans

Tennessee magical run continues, and the Vols are on top of the world after taking Kentucky to the woodshed. Is there anything out there could scare Tennessee fans right now? Two brave fans go to a Tennessee haunted house to find out.

SEC teams go to therapy

We're past the halfway point of the 2022 college football season. That means teams have had ample time to accumulate emotional baggage that they need to work through.

Alabama tries to escape from Knoxville

After getting smoked by the Vols on the field, the Alabama Crimson Tide soon found out that getting out of Knoxville was going to be no easy task. It might even require him to come up with a disguise to blend in with the locals.

Tennessee fans get retrained to enjoy college football

It's been a tough several years to be a Tennessee fan. Now the remaining fans need to go through fan retraining, so they can actually enjoy college football.

Georgia goes through Scared Straight in the FBS basement

After sneaking out a win against Missouri, a team they were favored to beat by 30, it's been decided that Georgia needs an intervention.

SEC Teams call the Miracles Department

A few SEC teams had some very close calls this past weekend and to make sure they got the W. They turned to the one institution known for helping out college football teams in need; the Miracles Department.

The Playoff Learns about Alabama's Issues

Tennessee crashes the Top 10 meeting

The Tennessee Volunteers return to the Top 10 with the high tensions in the meeting. How will they adapt to their new found place at the table?

Penn State charged with murder

The boys downtown are throwing the book at Penn State after their absolute humiliation of Auburn on national TV.

College football ER was busy this weekend

It was a wild weekend of big time upsets. Lucky for all the injured teams, the College football ER was on stand by to help these teams get back on their feet.

Sign up for the Brian Kelly Coaching Clinic today!

Spots are going fast after that nationally televised train wreck against FSU, so sign up today!

Utah and Oregon travel back in time to adjust pregame speeches

It was a wild week 1 of upsets for the SEC, and now Utah and Oregon feel the need to travel back in time to adjust their pregame speeches.

Auburn nervous about season starting back

After a tumultuous off-season including an investigation into the head coach, the resigning of the Athletic Director, and a slew of injuries to key players, the Auburn Tigers are rightfully a little nervous for their first day back.

Flight attendant announcing SEC teams for boarding

SEC Teams Begin Boarding for the 2022 Season

The 2022 college football season is right around the corner which means we need to get all these teams on board. Just like at the airport, there is a very strict boarding order that teams must abide by. When does your team get to board?

Alabama fan still wishes they had hired Rich Rodriguez

SEC Holds Auditions

In the midst of conference expansion and contraction, the SEC holds open auditions for teams to show up and see if they have what it takes to become SEC material.

Alabama and Texas A&M Go To Timeout

It's been a slow off-season until the NIL deals showed up.

Georgia Wins and Hope Moves on

It's been 41 years, and Georgia has a lot of partying to catch up on. Now their long relationship with Hope comes to an end, and she needs to find a new place to move on to.

Georgia Begs for Help from Teams that Beat Alabama

Hoping not to make it 8 straight losses to the Tide, the Bulldogs reach out to a few of the teams who have actually managed to beat Alabama to see if they have any advice to offer.

Georgia and Hope Go to Therapy

Ever since that surprise upset to Alabama in Atlanta, Hope and Georgia have been going through some hard times. They decide to go see a therapist before Georgia heads off to the Playoffs.

SEC Teams Return to the Bowl Dance

Now that Conference Championship weekend is over, a record 13 SEC teams line up to get their bowl invites. The only way to do that is to attend the hottest event in the country; the SEC Bowl Dance.

Auburn and TX A&M Show up Early to Claim Their Wins

Auburn and Texas A&M get a head start on post game traffic and head to the Wins Claim Department in order to claim their W's for this week. Just one tiny problem, the clock hasn't struck zero yet.

The Playoff Learns about Alabama's Issues

They may be #2 in the College Football Playoff rankings, but Alabama has got some mighty big issues they are dealing with that might just make their post season a short one.

SEC Teams Line up to Claim Their "L"

It was a pretty tough week for several SEC teams and it only gets worse as they have to file the paper work and claim their official "L" from the SEC Loss Claim Department.

Florida Tries to Win a Hot Seat

After a brutal loss to a terrible South Carolina team, the wheels are officially off for Dan Mullen and the Florida Gators this year. The Gator faithful are getting restless, and some are even starting to try to get their hands on a coach hot seat.

Inside Lane Kiffin's Mind on Fourth Downs

When other teams are punting or kicking, Ole Miss is sending the offense back on the field. However, there's no doubt that it backfired against them against Auburn.

Tennessee Sues to Never Play Alabama in Football Again

For the 15th time in a row, the Alabama Crimson Tide defeated the Tennessee Volunteers in football. This once great and competitive rivalry is now on life support, and Tennessee wants out.

Neyland Stadium gate security does usual bang-up job

The Tennessee-Ole Miss game this year ended with quite a lot of dramatics and things being thrown on to the field. Lucky for Tennessee, their gate security staff is second to none. [...]

Georgia fans run into hope again

After being repeatedly burned again and again by hope, Georgia is still holding out, but how much longer can they resist? [...]

Alabama needs an ambulance

Alabama went into Kyle Field as the number one ranked team in the country. Now they need expert medical and football care after such a harrowing defeat. [...]

Alabama and Georgia get sent to the principal's office

The Tide and the Bulldogs showed no mercy to their top ranked opponents this past weekend. [...]

Arkansas moves out of the FBS basement

Not even the most optimistic of Arkansas fans could have predicted the incredible start the Hogs are off to in 2021. [...]

SEC Referee Take Your Daughter to Work Day

It was a tough weekend all around for SEC officials. Oddly enough, it was also time for SEC officials to do their annual Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Texas Wants out of the SEC

It was a rude awakening for the Texas Longhorns as they travelled to Fayetteville, Arkansas to face off with the Arkansas Razorbacks. [...]

SEC Teams Go through Driver's Ed

It was an exciting week one all across the SEC. Some teams found themselves exactly where they left off last season while others are facing down a long season. [...]

Big 12 loses Texas and Oklahoma Cast Away style

Texas and Oklahoma announced they would leave the desolate Big 12 for the greener pastures in the SEC, but don't expect the Big 12 to give up without a fight. [...]

Texas Gets Held up at SEC Security

With the breaking news that Oklahoma and Texas have both reached out about joining the SEC, don't expect to see the ole Longhorns get through without a fight. [...]

Defense Tries to Win Back Ole Miss

It's been a rough few years defensively for the Ole Miss Rebels. Maybe that's about to change as Defense strolls in with the intention of winning back Ole Miss. [...]

Playoff Tells Alabama and Clemson Wants to See Other People

Playoff Tells Alabama and Clemson She Wants to See Other People

A new plan has been launched to expand the Playoffs from 4 teams to 12 teams, and the only thing left to do is tell Clemson and Alabama. [...]

How Georgia Fans Deal with Hope

Can you really blame them after all? SEC Shorts is an online comedy series focusing on the crazy world of college football in the south. [...]

Are you brave enough to ride the Auburn Fan Experience?

Don't let the short wait time fool you, the Auburn Fan Experience ride at SEC World is not to be trifled with.

How Tennessee Recruits Quarterbacks

Time to add another one to the Volunteer QB room. Learn how Tennessee is able to attract top notch talent with their recruiting strategy.

SEC Teams Get Their Final 2020 Season Report Cards

2020 was a football season to remember and what better way to cement this crazy year into the minds of all the SEC teams than to go over their end of season report cards!

Alabama Fan Still Wishes They Had Hired Rich Rodriguez

Sometimes the grass is always just a little greener on the other side.

Notre Dame Joins Playoff Failure Club

After a 31-14 beat down at the hands of Alabama, Notre Dame finds itself going back to the drawing board.

SEC Fights to Get Two Teams into the Playoff

After a crazy 2020 College football season, it all comes down to this. Only four playoff spots are available, and the SEC wants to get two teams in.

Playoff Kicks Florida out of the House

It was supposed to be an easy Week 10 to finish out the SEC regular season, but it all turned south for Florida in a heartbeat.

LSU's Not-So-Brave Send off to Alabama Game

It's been a tough season for the LSU Tigers. It just got a lot tougher by having to play the red hot Alabama Crimson Tide.

Vandy provides safety briefing before most of country watches its game

It was a historic day in college football as Vanderbilt kicker Sarah Fuller became the first woman to play in a Power Five football game.

Top Teams Speed Date the Playoff

With the first round of rankings coming out for the College Football Playoff, teams from across the country line up to try and improve their stock by speed dating.

Teams Get a Medical Check Up

After a week of game cancellations, SEC teams file into the doctor's office to get a medical check up.

Georgia Tries to Interrupt Florida's Coronation

While the Florida Gators find themselves being crowned the new power in the SEC East, it seems like Georgia didn't get the memo. […]

LSU Is Put on Trial by Past National Championship Teams

It's been a tough year for the defending National Champions. The LSU Tigers entered the 2020 season with high expectations […]

A South Carolina Fan Is the Scariest 2020 Halloween Costume

It was a tough Saturday for the Gamecock faithful as the boys in garnet dropped an egg in Death Valley against a reeling LSU. […]

Georgia Tries out New Virtual Head Coach. It Does Not Work.

It was yet another tough loss for the Georgia Bulldogs to their growing rivals in the west, Alabama. A 41-24 final score demonstrated […]

Alabama, Florida, and LSU Are Forced to Attend After-School Defensive Tutoring

After a Saturday of historically bad SEC defensive performances, some of the top teams in the league are forced to attend […]

Arkansas fan goes through It's a Wonderful Life

The streak of 20 straight SEC losses would take its toll on any fanbase and unfortunately for the Arkansas Razorbacks, […]

LSU TRIES TO PLAY OFF THAT MISSISSIPPI STATE LOSS

Well that's one way to announce your arrival in the Southeastern Conference. Mike Leach and the Mississippi […]

BIG TEN TRIES TO GET ON BOARD THE 2020 SEASON ROAD TRIP

The 2020 season is well underway and don't look now, but it looks like the Big Ten is looking to climb aboard. […]

TEXAS A&M ROMANCE WITH 2020 SCHEDULE DOES NOT END WELL

It was supposed to be a schedule to remember. Unfortunately for the Aggies, the storybook ending doesn't exactly work out for them. […]

Dramatic 2020 season road trip has a hard time getting started

DRAMATIC 2020 SEASON ROAD TRIP HAS HARD TIME GETTING STARTED

The 2020 college football season is already off to an inauspicious start as the Power Five conferences can't agree on anything when it comes to […]

ARKANSAS AND MISSOURI GET THE BAD NEWS ABOUT THEIR SCHEDULES

There were always going to be winners and losers when the SEC announced it would assign two additional conference games to each team's 10 game […]

TEAMS BID AUCTION STYLE TO PLAY VANDERBILT

Now that the SEC has officially announced a conference-only 10 game schedule for the 2020 football season, all SEC teams are left wondering who their additional two conference games will be. […]

New Show Teaches Your Kids about Previous Blue Bloods

NEW SHOW TEACHES YOUR KIDS ABOUT FORMER FOOTBALL BLUE BLOODS

Can you help Michigan count all the L’s??? […]

WHAT IF SEC SHORTS WAS AROUND IN 1998?

SEC Shorts hops in the time machine to go back to the year 1998. A year where Mississippi State won the SEC West and Tennessee dominated the competition on a completely different level. […]

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HOW TO SURVIVE FALL WITH NO FOOTBALL

It’s a scenario no one wants to talk about, but this survival advice will be crucial if college football is postponed until Spring. He sets out to show you the tips and techniques that you’ll need to survive the 4 months […]

Virtual Reality Headset Lets You Experience College Football from Quarantine

Even in the midst of a world with no sports, a new product is hitting the market that lets die hard college football fans experience all the things [...]

SEC Teams Get Their Final Season Report Cards

The end of the 2019 season has finally arrived and now SEC teams must look around and evaluate how they did. Lucky for them, their teacher is [...]

Oklahoma's National Championship Goes To Live On Farm Upstate

Joe Burrow and the LSU Tigers made easy work of the #4 ranked Oklahoma Sooners in College Football Playoff Semifinal game. Unfortunately for [...]

GEORGIA AND ALABAMA GIVE LSU TIPS ON HOW TO WIN THE PLAYOFF...SORTA

It's the first ever appearance in the College Football Playoff for LSU and who better to show them the ropes than Alabama and Georgia? The only [...]

GEORGIA HAS A HARD TIME UNLOADING THEIR SEC CHAMPIONSHIP T-SHIRTS

It was a game to forget for the Georgia Bulldogs as LSU took them to the woodshed during this year’s SEC Championship game. The only problem [...]

ALABAMA LEARNS HE'S BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFF CLUB

It was a tough weekend for the Alabama Crimson Tide. First they lose an Iron Bowl for the ages on an illegal substitution penalty, then they [...]

WHAT IF TENNESSEE'S 2019 SEASON PLAYED OUT LIKE A BOXING MOVIE?

It was a tough road early on for the Tennessee Volunteers in the 2019 season. After two embarrassing losses to Georgia State and BYU [...]

THANK YOU, TUA

Sometimes you just want to say thank you. SEC Shorts is an online comedy series focusing on the crazy world of college football in the south. * not affiliated with the SEC. Open a checking [...]

LSU BURIES ALABAMA

The LSU Tigers went into Tuscaloosa and showed the country why they are the undisputed #1 team in the nation after a 46-41 victory over the Alabama Crimson Tide. In addition to all but [...]

FUNERAL HELD FOR FLORIDA'S LOST SEC EAST HOPES

It all came down to the Georgia game for Florida’s improbably run at the SEC east title. Unfortunately for the Gators, things didn’t quite go their [...]

LSU CALLS UP ALABAMA IN HORROR FILM STYLE

With nothing but a bye week standing in the way of the game of the season, LSU began the trash talking process by calling up Alabama in typical horror film style. SEC Shorts is an online comedy [...]

ALABAMA FAN SET TO DONATE ANKLE TO TUA

After two years in a row of ankle injuries to star Alabama quarterback Tua Tagovailoa, one Alabama superfan is taking matters into his hands when it comes to protecting his quarterback. Randy [...]

GEORGIA HIDES SOUTH CAROLINA LOSS FROM PLAYOFF

It was a rough day in Athens this past Saturday as South Carolina rolled into town and spoiled the Bulldog’s perfect season. What was once a Georgia [...]

COULD YOU SURVIVE 24 HOURS AS A TENNESSEE FAN?

Bear Grylls is back teaching the all important art of survival. This time, he’s taking on his toughest challenge yet: surviving 24 hours as a Tennessee [...]

WHAT IF SEC TEAMS HAD THEIR FORTUNE READ BEFORE SEASON?

We’re 5 weeks into the 2019 college football season and all SEC teams are starting to get an idea of how their season is going to go. But what if you [...]

GEORGIA PREPS FOR ARRIVAL OF NOTRE DAME FLOPPERS

Life in the ER means you need to be ready at all times. This week, the Athens ER thought they were getting some Notre Dame players who suddenly [...]

FLORIDA SWINGS BY KENTUCKY'S HOUSE TO DELIVER LOSS

With the 31 year Florida win streak over and done with, Kentucky was hoping to get back on the right track this year and a start a streak of [...]

MCCONAUGHEY HIJACKS STADIUM SPEAKER AFTER LSU GAME

It was a busy day for the Texas Longhorn Minister of Culture, Matthew McConaughey. First an appearance as the guest picker on College [...]

TENNESSEE BREAKS UP WITH THE PLAYOFF

After an embarrassing loss to heavy underdog Georgia State, Tennessee has to start getting back on the right track. The first step involves making sure the College Football Playoff isn’t [...]

TEAMS GET SINGLE WISH FROM SEC FAIRY GODMOTHER

The season is starting in full force this week and there’s no better time than now for SEC teams to visit the mysterious and powerful SEC Fairy [...]

ARKANSAS'S MOM WON'T LET HIM PLAY FOOTBALL THIS YEAR

After the first 10 loss season in school history, Arkansas’s mom has had just about enough of double digit blowouts in the hot Arkansas sun. But with [...]

THE SMACK TALKING BARBERSHOP QUARTET

Sometimes, you just need a little more fire power when bragging over a defeated rival. Just in time for the football season, it’s the Smack-Talk-A-Pella Gram! Send a Smack Talking [...]

When they find Sabans hip is way ahead of schedule

WHEN THEY FIND OUT SABAN'S HIP IS WAY AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

When Nick Saban announces that he was undergoing hip surgery, it was thought he would miss several months away from football as he [...]

HOW FAR HAS AUBURN BASKETBALL COME? JUST TIME TRAVEL TO 2013

It’s been an amazing run for the Auburn basketball team. Beating three blue bloods of college basketball in consecutive games and now finding [...]

10 REASONS WHY THE BIG 10 IS BETTER THAN THE SEC

Not that this even needs to be explained, but we put together a list of 10 reasons why the SEC conference is completely inferior to the Big 10. [...]

TEXAS A&M AND TEXAS MEET TO DISCUSS REKINDLING THE RIVALRY

It’s been 8 years since the Aggies of A&M and the Longhorns of Texas have met on the football field. The once storied rivalry ended with lots of [...]

IF MARRIAGE WAS LIKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL RECRUITING

National Signing Day is right around the corner which means another year of the bizarre world of college football recruiting is in the books [...]

TEAMS VISIT A LAID UP ALABAMA AFTER CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

It was a loss for the ages for the Alabama Crimson Tide under Nick Saban. It couldn’t have come at a worse time too. Luckily, Alabama has the comfort [...]

WHAT IF THE PLAYOFF SEMIFINAL GAMES WERE DATES

It was an interesting Saturday of playoff games to kick off the college football playoffs. But what if those games played out like they were [...]

ALABAMA AND GEORGIA FANS TELL VERY DIFFERENT BEDTIME STORIES

It was a tale of two fan reactions after the 2018 SEC Championship game. Alabama fans will remember the event as the day a true legend in [...]